Happy [Holiday Name Here] From Aperture Science by SyntheticPH
New Portal merchandise up for pre-order on Entertainment Earth!
“Defend Your Home With Your Very Own Portal 2 Turret”
Valve and the merchandise vendor, Gaming Heads, has teamed up together to bring you the latest in nerdy décor. The Aperture turret stands at approximately 16 inches tall and includes a motion sensor that activates the eye light of your deadly friend. The turret is constructed of poly-stone, and is hand painted and finished. The statue also comes packed in a foam interior full coloured box with a validation card that ensures your product is genuine.
The exclusive version of this turret features a sound chip which plays in-game sounds from Portal 2, but has unfortunately already sold out (however you can be put on a wait list). The standard turrets are still available for $299.99 each, but numbers are limited and will be given on a first come first sever basis.
(via Game Informer, Gaming Heads)
I am so much more excited about it being Easter this weekend, even though I’ll be spending it with people who would have no clue what I was on about if I imitated this project.
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(Source: oodlove)
Portal 2 - This Is Aperture (by Harry101UK)
